Funny Jokes

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?