Funny Jokes

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?

Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: What did the dolphin in the pacific coast say to the dolphin in the Atlantic coast?