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Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?


Punch line: Start from scratch.


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Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."


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Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.


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Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?


Punch line: Aye matey!


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Joke: What's the best part thing about alphabet soup?


Punch line: The massive vowel movement afterwords.


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