Funny Jokes

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.