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Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


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Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?


Punch line: Neither of them are that big of a deal until you are not getting any.


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Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?


Punch line: A two-weeker ( tweeker)


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Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"


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Joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?


Punch line: Sparky


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