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Joke: A panda walks into a bar and after thinking it over, the bartender lets him stay. The panda eats his dinner and asks for a check. He looks at the check, nods his head, and shoots the waiter in the knee. The bartender runs over and looks at the table. The panda had left an open dictionary of the table, turned to the page with 'panda' on it. He reads the description "Panda; n. Large mammal from central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
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That's what I thought.


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Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?


Punch line: Drown him in the mainstream.


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Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?


Punch line: Their 'p' is silent.


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