Funny Jokes

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Who is the champion of hide and seek?

Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?