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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?
Punch line: Because people milk them too.
Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Punch line: He was tipping his cow.
Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?
Punch line: He's allergic to brains.
Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
By Jessica Shyste
Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
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