Funny Jokes

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: How is a dutch stripper like liquid Drano?

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?

Joke: How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Why are people in the middle of the ocean yelling "Shark!" stupid?