Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!

Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!

Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!

Joke: Winning an argument with you is like running a race in the special Olympics ...