Funny Jokes

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What do you call a cow knight?

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?