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Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.


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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!


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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?


Punch line: Atrophy.


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