Funny Jokes

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: Why was the king so glum?

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!