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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?


Punch line: Atrophy.


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Joke: What is the best way to make pants last?


Punch line: Make the socks and jackets first.


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Joke: What do you call a very clever pig?


Punch line: Cunningham!


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