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Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”


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Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?


Punch line: He's allergic to brains.


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Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?


Punch line: A Porky-Pine


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Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?


Punch line: Because they're a pain in the neck!


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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?


Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.


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