Funny Jokes

Joke: What do u get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?

Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?

Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Joke: There was a boy who didn't know the meaning of pregnant, so he went to his mom to ask but his mom looked at him in anger that's why he thought pregnant means anger. The next day, he fell on the neighbor's girl. The girl's mom then said to the boy: "What insolent behavior is this?" So the boy answered, "I fell on the girl. Why are you getting pregnant?"