Funny Jokes

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: What did the dolphin in the pacific coast say to the dolphin in the Atlantic coast?

Joke: I remembered the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket

Joke: A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?