Funny Jokes

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: Why was the king so glum?

Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!