Funny Jokes

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?

Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?

Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?

Joke: What is the best way to make pants last?