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By Taz

Joke: Teacher: kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon!! Teacher: Great job! and what does the fat cow give you? Kids: HOMEWORK!! :)


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Joke: There was a boy who didn't know the meaning of pregnant, so he went to his mom to ask but his mom looked at him in anger that's why he thought pregnant means anger. The next day, he fell on the neighbor's girl. The girl's mom then said to the boy: "What insolent behavior is this?" So the boy answered, "I fell on the girl. Why are you getting pregnant?"


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Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


Punch line: To get to the bottom


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By Sans

Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?


Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.


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Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?


Punch line: Because they're a pain in the neck!


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