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Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?


Punch line: All of that time, and nothing to chauffeur it!


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Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?


Punch line: They can stop at any time.


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Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.


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Joke: What do you call a cow knight?


Punch line: Sir loin!


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Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?


Punch line: "That's not a new planet, that's Uranus!"


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