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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.


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Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!


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Joke: What's the difference between hard and light?


Punch line: You can go to sleep with a light on.


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Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?


Punch line: It's really easy, concrete doesn't crack easily.


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Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?


Punch line: Rub people the wrong way.


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