Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.

It's the last time we play Monopoly.

Joke: A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for paint, just labor. He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for paint?"

The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."