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Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."
He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."
She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."
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Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"
The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
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Joke: Thomas has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, "I got a part! I got a part!"
His dad asks him, "Oh yeah? Who do you play?"
His son replies, "I play a man who's been married for 30 years with 4 children."
The father says, "Oh, I'm sorry son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?
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