Funny Jokes

Joke: Two men are talking about their wives. The first one says, "My wife's an angel!"

The other man replies, "Lucky! My wife's still alive."

Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."

Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?

Joke: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and their pilot are flying aboard Air Force 1 over the United States.

Barack: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."

Michelle: "Well, I could throw throw ten hundred dollar bills out of the window and make ten people happy."

Joe: "Why don't you jump out Barack, and make me very happy?"

Pilot: "Why don't you all jump out and make 300 million people happy?"