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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?


Punch line: They have lots of problems.


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Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?


Punch line: He planned on shooting a pilot.


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Joke: At first God created Adam but Adam was lonely. He asked God, "Can you give me somebody that will care for me, listen to me, love me, make me happy, and help me through tough situations?"

God replied, "Yeah, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


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Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?


Punch line: When it's broke.


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