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Joke: Thomas has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, "I got a part! I got a part!"
His dad asks him, "Oh yeah? Who do you play?"
His son replies, "I play a man who's been married for 30 years with 4 children."
The father says, "Oh, I'm sorry son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?