Funny Jokes

Joke: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Joke: I just invented a word...

Joke: Late one night in the insane asylum, one inmate suddenly yelled out, "I am Napoleon!" The inmate in the room next to his asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate replied, "God told me." Then, someone else shouted out, "I did NOT!!"

Joke: There was a boy who didn't know the meaning of pregnant, so he went to his mom to ask but his mom looked at him in anger that's why he thought pregnant means anger. The next day, he fell on the neighbor's girl. The girl's mom then said to the boy: "What insolent behavior is this?" So the boy answered, "I fell on the girl. Why are you getting pregnant?"

Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?