Funny Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?

Joke: How many guys in the friend zone it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?