Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so short a pillow is her Grand Canyon

Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"

Joke: yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels