Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.

Joke: Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.