Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!