Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.