Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: yo mama so stupid she put a quarter inside the vending machine and it told her she needed a dime so she thought it was speaking Spanish so supposedly its said "dime" so she said "coca"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.