Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape-Nuts was a STD.

Joke: yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."