Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"