Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Joke: To mama so ugly she made the onions cry!

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!