Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.

Joke: yo mama so stupid she put a quarter inside the vending machine and it told her she needed a dime so she thought it was speaking Spanish so supposedly its said "dime" so she said "coca"