Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she needed air, she sprayed febreeze.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to JC PENNY, she thought everything was 1cent.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."