Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!