Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.