Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.