Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!