Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Joke: Yo mama so fat she found the end of space ( and nine new species of aliens)

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.