Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!