Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!