Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she went to McDonald's they stopped selling happy meals.