Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.