Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: Yo mama jokes are so overused and old... Just like yo mama!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.