Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she uses hair spray on her pet rabbit.

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.