Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has triabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."